Breaking News: I finally found out what a G6 is

I think everyone in the world has heard this song by now and knows it's about an airplane.



Yep, one of these:


It's got a full kitchen and bar and wireless internet. I desperately want one. I don't think I'd ever leave the plane--basically all I do is eat, drink, and go on the internet all day anyway.

Sadly, this is the closest I'll ever get to jetsetting:


Anybody want to start a fundraiser to buy me a plane?